1.18.2007

and now it's time for...

Awkward Stories with Andy!
So today at the bank, I had a very specific customer. I noticed him right when he came in because he was on crutches. we all know that we're not supposed to stare at things like that, so i continued with my work at my computer until he made it up to my window. not a big deal. so i go ahead and do his transaction with no problem. as you know, at the end of your time at the bank, there is often a "have a nice day" or "stay warm. it's really cold out there today." well since i am that teller who wishes peace and health to my customers, i say to him, "man, i hope your leg gets better soon."
he responds, "i doubt it will. i'm an amputee."

and this was my response...

6 comments:

Isacson said...

ha, that's freaking hillerious!!! i can't stop laughing!!

smallTown said...

That...is the best story I've ever heard in my entire life! You should have been like "well let me just pray for you right now, maybe it'll grow back. That's what I meant by 'get better'."

Tarantino said...

Mr. Dumbass of the year award goes too....

Mandie said...

i agree with jaralei. you should have done a, "FATHA GOD FATHA GOD! I ASK CHOO RYE NOW FATHA GOD! BLESSIN'S ON THIS PO SOUL. BLESSIN'S FATHA LORD GOD JESUS GOD!GROW! GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! FROM THE TOP OF HIS HEAD TO THE SOLES OF HIS FEET!" and then you would need to add some shouts and some groans like all good charasmatic holy rollers would.

Hannah said...

you forgot the loose... like ndifon

smallTown said...

Yeah, Hannah you stole the words right from my mouth. Ya gotta throw a 'loose' in there for good measure.

oh we're all so sac