10. Husseinfeld
9. Mad About Everything
8. Allah McBeal
7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror
6. Achmed's Creek
5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right
4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest
3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs
1. Suddenly Sanctions
2.01.2007
1.31.2007
It's time for Top Ten with Jarajew...
Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble:
10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "KISS" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh."
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
1.30.2007
Ten Times In History The 'F' Word Was Apt
10) "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers, my ass!" - Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK
1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is gonna to find out?" - Bill Clinton
I like the Noah one
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers, my ass!" - Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - JFK
1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is gonna to find out?" - Bill Clinton
I like the Noah one
1.29.2007
This guy has too much time to make a site this detailed, but if you need a fix for the office, then go ahead...
The Office
The Office
1.28.2007
The Departed.
has anyone seen that movie yet? Hannah and I just watched it and wow... just curious of other thoughts...
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