Andy, I got it!!!

I have a great plan how to make you rich and get rid of Hillary Clinton!! I think we should start false rumors about an affair between you and Hillary. In a year or so you could even release a book. It would be a great start for you career as an author. What do you think?

accident

So I had a car accident yesterday. Totalled my car. Not my fault. I'm alright, went to the ER for xrays and stuff, mostly just bruised and sore from impact with the airbag and seatbelt. Had a bloody nose and now it's a lovely shade of black. I'm really sore but thankful because it could have been so much worse. The guy pulled out right in front of me so fast I didn't even have time to try and hit the brakes, I T-boned him going 40mph. So pray for me as I try to find a new car, tak!