top ten things to say about a christmas gift you don't like

10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well, well, well ...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. "I really don't deserve this."

awwww

"OK I'll be his friend but I don't have to like it"

it's all over...

*clap* *clap* *clap**clap**clap*
yeah, that was lame... but i just finished my last exam andd i am off for almost an entire month...
that feels good. just gotta work.
make money make money, right?
sure...
anyway...

i can fly...

Hey check this out. This is bad news! maybe not so much new news any more. it's more like old news...

um... this looks like...

my friend from nashville has some friends down in Hawaii... what's in Hawaii...


Surf???
Girls???
Sand???
Water???
Trees???


...yes...


...that picture looks like...!!!



Maybe LOST??? The friggen TV show... he says the sets are public property... so they were able to just walk up there. There were a few times they were shooting so of course the big body guards said how far they could go!











Who wants to go there next?



He also went to a U2 concert...






So right before U2 took the stage, while the lights were still on, they let in a bunch of VIP’s from backstage…this crowd had in it, a bunch of the cast from LOST, Actor Jeremy Pivens (Grosse Point Blank, Old School, and currently the agent onHBO’s Entourage), Kid Rock, Heather Locklear.

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This one is really stupid... beware...

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faces.

****Breaking NEWS****

Be on the look out for suspicious red hair, mid 20's WHITE male stealing mail....

Reports have been streaming in this past week that this alleged man is stealing mail from poor widows. This holiday season over $10,000 worth of wigs, replacement teeth and hearing aids.

Please report suspicious activity to your local authorities...

Picture are coming in....