12.17.2006

****Breaking NEWS****

Be on the look out for suspicious red hair, mid 20's WHITE male stealing mail....

Reports have been streaming in this past week that this alleged man is stealing mail from poor widows. This holiday season over $10,000 worth of wigs, replacement teeth and hearing aids.

Please report suspicious activity to your local authorities...

Picture are coming in....


2 comments:

[o]ldenburg said...

nice...
you'll never catch me...

smallTown said...

oh so you admit it's you?
And it was such a clever disguise...