sorry i haven't written. I'M BUSY.

for those of you that might not have seen filip lindell's answers to the christmas questions i sent him... here they are. enjoy.

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate?
doesn't matter, it all tastes the same when you're high

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?
Santa's dead, I killed him last year. There's was this fat guy in our
house late one night and he wanted me to sit on his lap. Luckily, I
knew where my dad hides his gun. Speaking of my dad, haven't seen him
in a while...

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?
Coloured or white? I think I have the right to skip this as any
answer to this question may be seen as racial slur. Besides, I don't
live in a treehouse

4. Do you hang mistletoe?
Mistletoe is everywhere in our house, if you know what i'm saying...

5. When do you put your decorations up?
they never come (refer to question 19)

6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)?
refer to question 1

7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child?
(blank. weed does that to you...)

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?
refer to question 2

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?
Only nice kids get gifts

10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?
Goth style. withered branches, spraypainted black, a spiked collar
around it and with a skull on top

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it?
Love the white, dread the yellow

12. Can you ice skate?
my nickname is bambi.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?
refer to question 9

14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you?
that people forgive me even though i'm bad

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
refer to question 1

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?
As I'm a Jehova's Witness, my favorite holiday tradition has been
watching everybody else have a good time

17. What tops your tree?
refer to question 10

18. Which do you prefer giving or Receiving?
Giving. Even though you'll hurt your knuckles and fists it's NOTHING
compared to all the bruises you'll wake up with in the head... wait,
giving or receiving WHAT?

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song?
Christmas Everyday

20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yummy?
I avoid them after my cousin told me to swallow them whole

Filip Lindell

had a great turkey day yesterday. later duders.