i went to a haunted house tonite because i wanted to feel like i was in high school all over again...
ok, that wasn't the real reason, but once i was there, i was pretty sure that i never graduated. anyway, haunted houses are effectively lame... or at least the one that i went to tonite was. these things are not scary... especially since i was taller than most of these scary individuals and in no way could have actual physical contact. mostly jumping out of dark corners... and when you're bigger than you assailant... fear just isn't an issue...
although i did almost get a devil horn in my eye...
that would have been a bad way to spend the night.